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As Heard on the Joey & Vonda Show ...
SIGNS YOU'RE EATING AT THE WRONG BURGER JOINT (March 30, 2005)
*You order the giant sandwich and the cashier makes the sign of the cross!
*The lowest-calorie item on the menu is a stick of butter!
*Congress helped them prepare their 12,000-page nutritional information report!
*There are some U.N. guys snooping around behind the fry machine with a Geiger counter!
*The new burger is call the "Widowmaker with Cheese"!
*The kids meal toy: Defibulator paddles!
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